Musings of the Crazies*
Earlier this evening, Bradshaw and I were watching Bravo's newest clone reality show, Top Design, discussing the almost painful level of gay we were seeing from the men on the show. I was suddenly struck by a thought. "You know," I said, "I bet if we were lesbians, we could date for at least a year or two without killing each other."She looked at me thoughtfully. "Yeah, but I bet we would fight a lot."
"But they'd be hot sexy fights," I countered. "And then there would be the makeup sex!"
"Hooray!" She paused and made a sad face. "Wait, no penis."
"We're lesbians in this fantasy!" I reminded her.
She laughed, then looked at me again. "Did we really just have a lesbian fantasy together?"
"I think we did."
"You know your friendship has reached a new level when you're having lesbian fantasies together," she said wryly.
"Indeed."
*I have dubbed the pair of us "the Crazies."
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posted by nicalyse @ 11:02 PM
3 Comments:
and there is always the strap on, don't forget. ;)
Oh Nic, this was just the right amount of bizzare/funny post that I needed to read! Honestly though, I highly doubt that ever in the history of mankind did a dude ever say to another dude..."did we just have a gay fantasy?" Man, that would make someone a very good commercial. Write a book Nic, you could sell out everywhere just with this story :P thanks for the laugh!
ROFL!!!! Wow. Fun times. Sounds to me like you have a pretty solid friendship there...haha. The Crazies, eh? LOVE it! Great name. Oh, and I totally agree with sizzle. Can't forget the strap on... ;) *dies*
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