Seen and Heard: Nic and Bradshaw
Scene: Bradshaw has just sneezed twice, and I have continued to speak without interrupting myself for the obligatory "bless you." She sneezes a third time.Nic: Bless you.
Bradshaw: Thanks.
Nic: I could tell that you were going to do it again, so I thought I'd save the words and just say it once.
Bradshaw: You could tell I was going to sneeze? That's an interesting skill.
Nic: Yeah, not really useful, but interesting.
Bradshaw: Like small penises.
Nic: laughs, then pauses Wait, how are small penises interesting?
Bradshaw: Because when you look at them you say, Aw, it's so little! (pronounced "leetle")
Nic: laughs more Oh my god, you just said that like you were talking about a kitten!
Bradshaw: Yes, but small penises don't make me sneeze.
And these are the things that happen when Bradshaw and I just sit down for a simple dinner. I love her.
Labels: eavesdropping
posted by nicalyse @ 9:37 AM
2 Comments:
You failed to mention the fact that I then responded to you, "Yes, but small penises don't make me sneeze." I feel this last statement brings the story full circle.
That conversation is made of awesome. I heart you guys. For serious.
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