Accidental Ambivalence

Simple Pleasures

Yesterday, I met the governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee, and while I am mostly apathetic about him and his politics, I always like to look nice when I meet new people. About an hour before he was set to arrive for his book signing, I ducked into the restroom. My cat's eye eyeliner was still going strong, the patent leather belt cinched at my waist over my sweater was doing its job to make me look thin, and the black pencil skirt was fitted lovely and free of kitten hair. I looked very presentable, certainly nothing to offend even the most conservative of politicians and customers.

Then, as I adjusted the headband in my hair, I had a wicked, wonderful thought that came into my head: I wasn't wearing any panties.

Labels: everyday amusements

posted by nicalyse @ 6:37 PM