Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sexy Shoe Brunch

Sometimes, my at home habits are a little odd; however, I'm beginning to think that if I could find a boy that I wanted to keep around for more than five minutes, he might enjoy my odd habits.

Last night, on a whim, I decided to bake cupcakes. At the store - chatting on the phone with Bradshaw - I decided that they should be angel food cupcakes. Angel food is delicious and much better for you than regular cake. The stupid box made three dozen cupcakes, so now I'm rolling in them. Were there a boy around, I would be more than happy to share. As it stands, I'm taking a bunch to work.

I fell asleep on the couch in a t-shirt,* but when I woke up and decided to make myself brunch, it wasn't working for me. I changed into a cutesy little nightgown and a pair of heels** and went to work, putting together a frittata with cheese, a baby green salad with pomegranate seeds, and gingerbread-laced coffee.*** If I added bacon and a shot of liquor to the coffee, it would be perfect boy food.

Why the hell am I single? Or, to a lesser degree, why don't I have someone knocking down my door for sex and food?

In any case, I'm going to sit here and read some news and drink my coffee, then do my dishes (!), shower, and get pretty to go shopping before I have to be at work tonight. I'm on a quest for a shiny, skinny belt, some fantastic, cheap jewelry, and anything I can find on clearance that is lovely and perfect.

I foresee a good day ahead.

*Which certainly wouldn't have happened if there was a boy around. Nic was not enjoying the arrangement so much at the time.
**I'm breaking them in by wearing them around the house. Thursday night I mopped in a tank top, boy shorts, and those same 3-inch teal heels.
***I will be addressing the coffee very soon.

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3 Comments:

At 6:27 PM, Blogger Spiff said...

I have been in a sick inducing week long coma, and am now just starting to look and feel human-ish again. That being said I would very much like to jump through my computer and join you for a cupcake and a cup of coffee.

Seriously though...

I want a fucking cupcake.

 
At 6:58 AM, Blogger Ann said...

I am TOTALLY with Spiff. I really want a cupcake, especially after listening to you talk about them for so long. Mmmm, cupcakes.

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger Bizz said...

*hops on the cupcake craving bandwagon*

Damn you.

 

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