Accidental Ambivalence

The One Where She Apologizes for Her Disappearance

I know, I know, I said that I was going to be on top of things and this last week has proven me to be a liar. However, I have updates coming out the wazoo for you. I will give you the update for the wedding weekend with Bradshaw, my new pink purse*, and wine. In the meantime, I would like to transcribe the memo that was hanging outside my door when I got home from work last night. I'm seriously amused by it because it has nothing to do with me.

"RE: DRUG FREE HOUSING

The distinct smell of marijuana has been reported to be coming from an apartment in this area of the building. We want to remind everyone that drug activity is not only illegal, but also a breach of your contract. If you are found to be violating this policy, not only will we contact the proper authorities, but you will also be subject to eviction per your lease agreement."

I'm snickering as I type.

*Oh yes, the purse is worthy of an update because it's fabulous.

Labels: everyday amusements, updates

posted by nicalyse @ 12:15 PM