Seen and Heard: Gmail Chat
Bradshaw: i had a sex dream about [insert boy here] last night
me: oh man
dude, I'd kill for even a sex DREAM
Bradshaw: oh god would be better
me: I need to get laid
Bradshaw: seriously
it was better than I remembered, and my memory recalls it being really damn good.
me: grumble
when will I learn to just go ahead and be a slut?
Bradshaw: ha
when I learn to accept Christ as my personal savior, cure cancer, and get back together with Jerk Ex-Boyfriend....aka half past impossible
me: I just almost gagged on my coffee
Bradshaw: uh huh
me: leading off with Christ, that's what did it for me
Bradshaw: mission accomplished.
Labels: Bradshaw, eavesdropping, everyday amusements
posted by nicalyse @ 10:39 AM
1 Comments:
"Insert boy here."
*snort*
Over and over and over again.
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